So, the sliding door install guys are done and I was sitting outside talking to my friend Jen on the phone. This black BMW X5(or was it an X3- the SUV crossover one) pulls in my cul-de-sac and parks next to the woods between my house and my neighbors and sits in the car blasting the Beatles and then gets out of the car, walks into the woods and drops a CVS bag filled with Sutter Home mini wine bottles and gets back in the car and drives off while I shout, “Thanks for littering, asshole!” while trying to get the ENVIRONMENTAL plate number off the back. A trip into the woods to collect the litter revealed that while today’s drop was full of wine, there were also empty boxes in another bag leading me to believe that they’ve been here before. Then while I was picking it up a black mustang with a late-teen or twenty-something couple with a Cali plate drove by in my cul-de-sac for no apparent reason.

So, let this be a word of warning that we cul-de-sac dwellers are watching all the time. Do not let the false sense of security you get from no traffic passing cloud your judgement. Take your shady shit elsewhere. Kthxbye.

Update: I think the wine was being hidden to drink when she leaves her house on foot by a neighbor whose husband has been diagnosed with cancer. I think it’s the lady who lives behind me on another street. Sad.